Knocking boots. Bumping uglies. Doing the nasty. Whatever you call it, Hank and Dean Venture have yet to know what it is like to put their dinguses where a girl makes sissy.

• 10.

  Orpheus Builds a Portal

  If you have a Pussy Wagon filled with sardines and litter, you're missing the point.
• 9.

  Such a Candyass

  The "10 and 2" position is Dr. Girlfriend's favorite.
• 8.

  Like Them, Like Them

  Never take love advice from a dude in a neckerchief.
• 7.

  Triana Kidnapped

  If a guy tells you he has a long-distance relationship with a girl in the Torrid Zone, he's probably lying.
• 6.

  Killing Angels

  Fortunately, the boys can remain technical virgins in prison.

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