Brock Sampson lives hard. He loves kicking the crap out of people, having sex, and Led Zeppelin. Because of international copyright laws, we can only show you the first two. Check out 10 of Mr. Sampson's finest moments.

• 10.

  Brock Vs. Guild Assassin

  If we were dying and we had one last Technotronic song to go out on, the only real choice would be "Get Up! (Before This Night Is Over)."
• 9.

  Brock Vs. A Crocodile

  Does Brock just aim to get covered in blood? Because it doesn't really seem like there would be enough blood in a crocodile to do that by accident.
• 8.

  Brock Vs. Speedy

  There comes a time when you can take a villain theme too far. That time: Butterfly shaped darts.
• 7.

  Brock Vs. The Monarch's Henchmen

  Thank God that Brock has a beaded seat back for his car. Imagine the kind of stress case he'd be without one.
• 6.

  Brock Vs. The Phantom Spaceman

  In this clip, even Hank seems to realize that Brock's penis is, in fact, a weapon.

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