Angelina Jolie once told a reporter "Before I die I want to taste everyone in the world." No, Sasha isn't Angelina Jolie; we're just saying that if you haven't yet had your turn being tasted by Angelina Jolie, it's apparently an ambition of hers.

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  Girl/Arm Fight

  A breakfast nook? Well, add another puzzling element to the impossible-to-understand engineering and structural layout of Titan Maximum.
• 8.

  See Other Genitals

  Club Douche, named after its male clientele, not after fresh vaginas.
• 7.

  Bumped Up to an A Minus

  Sasha only had sex with a teacher once? Judging by her life post graduation we’re surprised she wasn’t valedictorian.
• 6.

  Jodi Apologizes About Gibbs

  If more women had Sasha's outlook, the world would probably be free of war, homicide, maybe even famine. But pestilence would probably get a boost.
• 5.

  Mimicking Fellatio On...

  Sometimes the best acting takes place off the screen.

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