So maybe "regular" is actually the least appropriate word we could have chosen. You think of a title for this group. Not easy, is it?

• 10.

  Bread Harrity

  Even the full-on, Mediterranean machismo of Bread Harrity isn't enough to outweigh the unsavory quality of all that handbag crotch-play.
• 9.

  Holly Browning

  We're going to go ahead and say that no matter where she ends up on this list, Holly Browning is our favorite regular. We don't see any need to mar her entry with a joke.
• 8.

  Michael Q. Schmidt

  Some roofs should remain unrisen.
• 7.

  Ron Stark

  Getting nailed in the balls is the comedy equivalent of the Shakespearean monologue. Well, Ron, we think you're ready for The Globe, good sir.
• 6.

  Palmer Scott

  Say what you will, but ever since Palmer Scott sat on our head, we haven't had one migraine. In fact, we lost all sensation.

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