How does that saying go? "Don't hate the player, hate the game." Difficult advice to follow when hating IS the game. In four seasons of Squidbillies, Early Cuyler and company have done their fair share of hating. Not to mention raging, killing and drinking.

• 10.

  Extension Cord Hate

  Drop Cloth always was an asswipe.
• 9.

  Satanic Hate

  "Friendly, outgoing and playful shape" also kind of describes Dan Halen's body.
• 8.

  Racial Hate

  To quote Yoda, "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to your house burning down."
• 7.

  Roid-Induced Hate

  Whoever said that use of performance-enhancing drugs limits your ability to autograph severed heads was absolutely on-the-money.
• 6.

  Sheriff Hate

  Still waters certainly run hatey.

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