How is it possible that humanity discovered fire over half a million years ago, and yet it took us until 1998 to invent Truck Nuts?

• 10.

  Truck Nuts

  Optimistically, we are only about five years away from vehicular pubes.
• 9.

  Steroids

  Wait, you can inject muscles now? Why aren’t more professional athletes doing this?
• 8.

  Body Stencils

  Thanks to Dan Halen, you can finally give that "orgasm donor" tattoo a test drive before you commit.
• 7.

  Cloaking Device

  Calling a tarp a "cloaking device" is sort of like calling a ladder a "jet pack".
• 6.

  Hydroponics

  It's amazing how technology can be optimized when you apply a little ingenuity and a whole bunch of hombres desnudos.

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