• 10.
    Therapist
    Any time any doctor starts pulling on rubber gloves, you're probably going to be uncomfortable. But that's double when your doctor is a rapist.
  • 9.
    .38 Special Adultery
    If we had a choice between having a train pulled on us by the members of .38 Special or having sex with a squid, then we'd be in some really weird sexual territory that we were never expecting to be in.
  • 8.
    Creepin' In the Graveyard
    As a songwriter once said, "If you can't be with the one you love, dig up some old parts and have sex with them."
  • 7.
    Tuscaloosa Dumpling
    Every town gets their own sex act. Except Concord, New Hampshire.
  • 6.
    Straight Shooter
    Toilet wine can make a man think funny things.