Are you one of those people that still titters when someone experiences audible flatulence in the middle of a meeting? Or are you one of those people that stands up, points at the person, calls him or her out by name, laughs uncontrollably, sends out a company-wide email about the event and makes commemorative tee shirts to celebrate the occasion like we do here? That in mind, we proudly present our favorite 10 clips dedicated to the stuff that falls out of our asses.

• 10.

  The Book of Your Life

  At the time of our death, how many possible partners would have had disease-free sex with us if we'd simply asked? And what are their names? Can we be revived?
• 9.

  Who Poop Last?

  For contestants and viewers alike, this is still somehow less embarrassing than Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch.
• 8.

  Silver Bullet

  Our suggestion letters to The Dr. Oz Show to cover this complicated scenario continue to go unheeded.
• 7.

  Pop Rocks and Soda

  While warning of the dangers of pop rocks and soda, this clip furthers the misconception that older gentlemen who use baseballs to cork the rectums of young boys deserve thanks.
• 6.

  Dumplestiltskin

  Because we need more horror associated with public bathroom experiences.

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