Death, we're told, is simply a part of the great, cosmic cycle of life -- an ending so that there may be other beginnings and such. Yeah, we'll be thinking of that right before it all goes black and we crap ourselves. Well, at least death is funny sometimes.

• 10.

  Apocalypse Pony

  Some Bible stories are just too harsh for the young ones to understand. Experiencing them firsthand should solve that problem.
• 9.

  Panda Blooper

  This is why we never hire pandas at Adult Swim.
• 8.

  Weasel Stomping Day

  "Tradition" can make us blind to barbaric practices. Apparently there are still places in America where people gather every year to watch the Academy Awards.
• 7.

  Nature's Jerks

  It seems to me that lemurs live their lives like a candle turned upside down in a glass of water.
• 6.

  Horror Balls

  If you've ever been accused of thinking with your balls, maybe you should say "you're lucky my balls don't kill you."

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