• 10.
    Regurgitation's Not For Everybody
    See, the voyage through the birth canal is just the first of many disgusting indignities a mother and child will share.
  • 9.
    Woo Hoo!
    A little perspective was all you needed. You may feel useless, but if a lobotomized, Dickensian chimney sweep spent a day in your shoes, he'd feel like a king.
  • 8.
    Mission to Mars Day 312
    Freeze dried ice cream and Tang will do a number on anyone after three hundred and twelve days.
  • 7.
    Body by Zod
    Zod may be a little intense, but we saw a lot better results with this program than the Clark Kent Polite Nod & Self Conscious Glasses Adjustment Workout System.
  • 6.
    Goal!
    Kick starting an American love affair with soccer & women's sports may just require some skeletal nudity.
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