• 5.
    Concert Executions
    Dethklok is making public executions fun again.
  • 4.
    Briefcase Full of Guts
    Every great employee rally ends with a fistfight and a codpiece impalement.
  • 3.
    Too Drunk to Drive
    An important lesson here: never dance on top of a speeding, five-person motorcycle sidecar with a drunk driver.
  • 2.
    Duncan Hills Theme
    Dethklok has secretly replaced the scalding oil in their cauldrons with scalding Duncan Hills coffee. Do you think their fans will notice the difference?
  • 1.
    Thunderhorse
    Look, you'd have killed all of your bandmates too if your horse was this thunderous.
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