Adult Swim : Family Guy - Stewie Griffin's Ten Most Diabolical Moments

There aren't really a whole lot of babies that could outsmart us. There are even fewer that could beat us up. Maybe, at most, like 9% of the baby population. But even among a group that includes Damian, Rosemary's Baby, and even Olivia from The Cosby Show, Stewie stands apart. These 10 clips are Stewie at his very worst. For now. Scarily, he's still a growing boy.

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5.

Bad Girl

Using your mother's own perfume and lipstick to convince her your father is cheating on her is maybe not the most well thought out plan of all time.
4.

Getting Back Rupert

Forget carjacking someone…we'd rather just hop in Stewie's ski-shack thingy and just cross-country home.
3.

Parenting Chris

A baby carrier in the front seat? It's clear that the real bad parent here is actually Brian.
2.

Peter Blocking

It's not shocking to see that Peter values beer over sex. It is shocking to hear Chris refer to 17th century artist Peter Paul Reubens. Go public schools!
1.

You Got My Money Now?

The bad news, Brian, is you've been flame throwed. The good news? The fire has cauterized the bullet wounds in your knees.