When people can't resolve their differences through words, hugs or litigation, gunplay is often the next best option. It is quite amazing how credible a stupid argument can become once firearms get involved. For example, "Sir, you would be advised to step away from my girlfriend," becomes a lot more convincing when rephrased, "Step away from my girlfriend or I will shoot you in the duodenum." This is how it worked in the Old West, and the Old West had a lot going for it. Just for starters: hooking, gambling and outdoor plumbing. At least two of those things are awesome.

• 10.

  Superjail!

  Farmer's Daughter

  Nothing like a little coitus interruptus mixed with some jailbot abductus.
• 9.

  Young Person's Guide to History

  The Duel

  Once again, YPGTH gets a few of the minor details wrong; for example, Ben Franklin was a lefty.
• 8.

  Robot Chicken

  Twinkies Rule

  Twinkie the Kid can tackle three gunslingers with ease, but when it comes to obese prepubescent Americans, he doesn't stand a chance.
• 7.

  Stroker and Hoop

  Got Your Nose

  Diamonds are the hardest thing on Earth, as long as you don't consider how HARD it is to get Hoop to use his brain for once.
• 6.

  Metalocalypse

  Look at That Douche Bag

  On a positive note, that's a bunch more douche bags we won't have to worry about.

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