How can you kill something...that's already dead? We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but sometimes, you just can't. Because there are some things that, despite all efforts to the contrary, just continue to exist with a stubborn persistence that defies all laws of logic or reason. Sort of like Top Ten lists.

• 10.

  Robot Chicken

  Boba Fett

  Though Boba Fett's popularity continues to endure, nothing can change the fact that he died like a chump. That's canon, straight up.
• 9.

  The Boondocks

  Colonel H. Stinkmeaner

  A zombie apocalypse might actually turn out better than a Stinkmeaner one.
• 8.

  Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  Ghost of Smiley Junction

  It's a little-known fact that "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" is about receiving dueling hand jobs from Carl's cousin Denise.
• 7.

  Mary Shelley's Frankenhole

  Dracula

  Dracula doesn't even realize that a stake through the heart is preferable to eternal life with a cranky married broad.
• 6.

  The Venture Bros.

  Henchman 24

  Hasn't EVERYONE pasted Dr. Mrs. The Monarch's face on a bunch of softcore pictures?

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