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5.Little known fact: after Betsy Ross completed the first American flag, she and George Washington totally smoked it.
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4.Bush seems awfully low-key about getting a phone call from God. Maybe it's because he thought he was talking to George Burns.
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3.Ronald Reagan is the gatekeeper in White Heaven? Hey, at least it's not Vanilla Ice.
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2.Political analysts have commented that Tim and Eric's inability to reach consensus here does NOT inspire confidence in their presidential bid.
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1.Did you know that Air Force One can do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? It's true.























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