We decided to follow up last year's (still shockingly popular) "Ten Best Topless Moments" with some moments of the "bottomless" variety. While this seemed like a hot idea at the time, in practice, it turned out to mostly involve -- how to put it? -- FAT GUY JUNK. Sorry about that. So welcome to our sausage party, and just remember, there are a few hookers hiding in this list.

• 10.

  Squidbillies

  Mind Telling Me Where Your Pants Are?

  For the record, SexyBait13 totally doesn't put out.
• 9.

  Moral Orel

  Sinful Sinners

  Religion is awesome when getting saved also involves getting naked with hookers.
• 8.

  Stroker and Hoop

  Sack Flashers

  One bad thing about pants: they make it much more difficult to launch a SACK ATTACK!
• 7.

  Robot Chicken

  Bedroom Dysfunction

  Her attitude in this video is surprising, considering she suffers from "Not-Having-A-Vagina".
• 6.

  American Dad

  Being Around Other Men

  Nothing more manly than hanging out with some unmarried studs in a hot tub, enjoying life to the max. Without pants.

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