We were going to rerun our "Damaging Dad Moments" list from last year, but we decided that was the lazy approach. With so many damaging moments to choose from, it just wouldn't feel right to deny our viewers new ammunition for further guilt and self-loathing. Now that's value.

• 10.

  Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

  A Father's Gift

  A gospel trio certainly takes the edge off an insult.
• 9.

  The Venture Bros.

  You're The Rejected Dean

  We're not sure it's even accurate to discuss "dads" if you're the product of a failed cloning experiment.
• 8.

  Delocated

  This Not My Son

  What's the big deal? Everyone knows that Russian people have a difficult time distinguishing between a CD player and a trash can.
• 7.

  Mary Shelley's Frankenhole

  Saying Grace

  Responsible fathers wait until AFTER dinner to stab their children.
• 6.

  Family Guy

  Peter's Done Bad Things

  Some cultures actually believe that a father's pride is improved when accompanied by a fresh booger.

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