Adult Swim : The 10 Most Disastrous Meals

What is Thanksgiving all about really? Pilgrims and Indians? Family? Department store parades? Televised football? Actually giving thanks? You thought we were going to say it's really about food, didn't you? You're so predictable. It's about aliens, plain and simple. Aliens coming to earth and abducting you for experimentation. Plan accordingly.

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Tim & Eric

Dr. Steve Brule's Digestion Problems

If only everyone kept a diarrhea calendar, we'd all be more aware of when we have diarrhea.
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Family Guy

Double Date for Brian and Stewie

Double dates are good for bolstering your significant other's awareness of your non-awful qualities.
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Robot Chicken

Delicious Gummy Bears

If the Donner party were gummy bears, they wouldn't have made it past Missouri.
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Metalocalypse

What are Carcomymrates?

Consulting a nutritionist is well known to be not very metal.
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Aqua Teen

The Broodwich

We have to think that being chased by a stick figure with an axe is the mother of all meal disasters.