Adult Swim : 10 Grossest Hook-Ups

Hook-ups can be fun. Consider the incandescent touch of a new lover cascading ripples of romance through your midsection, or perhaps the familiar embrace of a longtime paramour sending spaghetti strings of passion down your spinal column into your loins. Well, both of those things are a whole lot better than getting butt-raped by a giant eyeball. Now that's just gross.

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Garth Merenghi's Darkplace

Assault by a Giant Eye

You know what they say: giant eye, giant scrotum. Oh, and the giant eye fetus is pretty gross, too.
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Squidbillies

A Fourth Input

We once met a chick with a fourth input, but it wasn't in the back of her skull. That's just disgusting.
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Metalocalypse

Christmas Hell Breaks Loose

A Christmas special just ain't a Christmas special unless Rockzo is getting yanked by Skwisgaar's mom. On live TV.
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Tim and Eric

Get Your Poke On

Leave it to Carol and Mr. Henderson to turn an office hook-up into something vile. The song helps, though. Kinda romantic.
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Aqua Teen

Fifty If They Watch

Why does every indescribable pleasure beyond all description have to get ruined by fish eggs erupting out of a bloody corpse? Typical.