Adult Swim : Ten Most Damaging Dad Moments

You might not remember every time your dad said to you, "Great job, kiddo," or, "I'm so proud of you." But you will definitely remember the moment your dad first said, "You're a big disappointment." Or when he remarked, "I wish we never had you." Or better yet, "Don't push me to a triple murder-suicide." Those moments linger on and on like the cigarette smoke in your couch. So Happy Father's Day, dads! Thanks for giving us the gifts that keep on giving long after the therapy sessions are over.

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Metalocalypse

This Ams Your Dads

The son-stepfather relationship is one of the most complex. Especially when the stepfather is constantly boning mom in public.
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Tim and Eric

Fortin' with Will

It's so nice that Will Grello is happy to share his damage with the children on his show.
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Family Guy

Secret Best Friends

For the record, having your dad tell you that you're more fun than "Lost in Translation" isn't exactly a compliment.
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Robot Chicken

Luke Learns the Truth

Take some comfort in the fact that the damage your dad may or may not have done to you doesn't even hold a candle to the damage George Lucas has done to Star Wars.
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Check It Out

Hard to Heart-to-Heart

The love of a 400-pound ogre takes the edge off the pain produced by an absentee dad.