Adult Swim : Ye Olde Liste of Best Old-Timey Moments

Ladies and gentlemen, stop doing yourselves a disservice by experiencing moving-picture clips of the contemporary variety when you could be enjoying the following clips featuring the pleasures of days gone by -- back when men were men, women were women, and people of both genders died from ear infections.

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Boondocks

None of That Is True

Though much has changed since the time of slavery in America, Uncle Ruckus proves that at least one thing has remained consistent: stupidity.
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Venture Bros.

The Guild Will Decide

The mere presence of a dirigible blasts this clip into the old-timey stratosphere. Well, not so much "blasts" as "gently floats".
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Harvey Birdman

Never Talk Business at Home

The Feds will never be able to get the charges to stick without the proper rockumentation.
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Robot Chicken

Table Be Round

Sadly, Sir Mix-a-Lot's subsequent beef with Sir Galahad resulted in the deaths of three innocent wenches in a joust-by.
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Family Guy

Full-Blown AIDS

Though it's true that AIDS was not an issue back in the old days, people often had to suffer things far worse. For example: barbershop quartets.